Namma Bengaluru Rocks

Hey, this is a short message on my blog after a long break. Sorry have been a lil' busy and a lot lazy lately so couldn't get the blog up. But now am workin pretty much on it and hope to finish it off soon. Till then just click on follow my blog on the right to get the updates. I'm writing here from ghaziabad. Delhi and ghaziabad are good but there's nothing like bengaluru.. Even the dust there was better. Suffocatin in the smog here.

lotsa lub sorry love, yours,
paji ;-)

The Big Fat Blog...1

Hey babas n babies, Ghajini's back.

Well this might be my last blog, not technically, so I’ll have to pump in lots in this last one. Please bear with it and read selectively because I’ve got a variety of audience to satisfy and so i've written a lot. Its in two parts. The second part will come out when I get back home.

Thanks to all of you for your love and support regarding my blogs.
And a special thanks to Suzie for keeping me motivated... I love you..... ;-)

Disclaimer: The following blog contains things as close to reality as possible and hence some things might be a little off limits to some people. To those who might get offended I suggest you skip those parts and let others ENJOY!! Or better, learn something from Dibba. Take everything positively and never complain.. :-)

Note: Whereever you see an @ in the blog followed by the name of the person it's what the person might comment on reading it. Please imagine the person to be saying it in his own voice and tone..

And as our dibba has improved(I hope so), no more dibbaxplanation in brackets. Even if she hasn't its not my duty ANYMORE to explain each and every joke to her.. ;-)
And Kannadigas who dont understand Hindi, artha siggalla andre thiga muchkona hoga. -Not for you shubbu, you'll be getting the translation of the hindi words used here because you're putting in effort.

Well I had loads of things in my mind to write about. First I thought I'll write about how I spent the past four years but Chetan Bhagat's already faring badly with the third mistake of his life, so lets give him a break. I could also go on writing about Shanky's Dilemma and his annoyance at everything, Mishra's Love Stories.....), Shruthi's ever-chaging new diet plans, Dibba's antics and detachable body parts, Vivek's crooked hands, Preethi calling me baiyyyaa, Mrinal's neverending frustration, MPP's intellectual talk, Suzie's sar ke upar wala gyaan and my own didos(not to be misspelt), Veeru's fine legs, Tabish's eternal sadness, Richa's Tummy Tales, Somu's Fixed Hinge, Sharatraj's stink.......

@Shanu: WTF Ghajini Ver1.5a has got a very sharp long term memory. I dont even remember how Arsenal lost to ManU this year.

@Arjun: I do da, and i still owe Mishra 500 coz ManU lost.... :-(

Ok ahmm ahmm.. Finally, I settled down on EVERYTHING, I'll write about everything... Sab log happy toh mai happy singh!! :-) Sab ki kahaani taupaji ki Zubaani... Pesh Hai...


@Shanky(irritated): Oye bas kar yaar formality, Shuru kar yaar.

Okay puttar letz go, I've got a sierra no Alto.. :-(

I'll go in chronological order:

1. RVCE Hostel Basavanagudi 1st-2nd year.

This is the place where it all started... Its the birthplace of all the bakchodi that life can have... I'll try to squeeze in just the juiciest parts here..
The setup was that the ground floor had a mess cum tv room, the first floor had nursing guys and the second and third housed us... My room was on the second floor.. The toilets on each floor were pathetic and some seniors used to put natures call on Hold and do 'it' in the college... I lacked the superhuman-powers and was impelled to use them..

The Entry

I joined college in september '05 a week after my birthday. I was thrown into the basavanagudi hostel while being told that the campus hostel is full. So i reached with my boriya bistar to basavanagudi and then dheere dheere my boriya bistar became a basera.. The first guy i met was KHAJABANDENAVAZ.. Typical bijapuri name.. He told me he's from bagalkot and he looked normal by what I perceived of the hostel in a short duration was that "Thik Jagah Hai, Normal Log Hai..". Thats exactly the same line i told my dad when he asked about it. Things Changed.. Pretty Sooooooon..

Arun Jobs: Mallu Lungi Disaster, Jobslal

A mallu nursing guy who was the only occupant of a room in the hostel before we came. He was very nice to us. He helped us move our boriya bistar in and showed us around the place. He had a bad mallu accent and I remember this funny incident with him and Khaja the first time he was showin us around basavanagudi:

Arun: Khaja Tum Gaana Gaata Hai

Khaja: Haan(confused), Kabhi Kabhi Mann Karta Hai To Gaata Hai

Arun: Humko Gaana Gaana Hai, Tum Bhi Gaayega?

Khaja: Tum Chaalu Karo, Hum Bhi Gaayega

Arun: Chalo Hotel Jaake Gaate Hain

Both reached the hotel, Arun took some food.

Arun: (Pointing to the plate) Arey Lo Tum Bhi Gaaoo

Khaja: Achcha Tum Khaana Khaane Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha

He's my roommate now too and its real fun he hasnt changed a bit. He keeps asking everyone for a treat when they pass. Just yesterday he said on seeing a child crying "Ye Aaj Kal Ke Bachche, Hum Jawaani Mein Kabhi Nahi Roya". I asked "Abe Jawaan Nahi Bachpan Mein". He was like "Swalpa Adjust Maadi". One guy asked him once that he's never given a treat to him. He said "Hum Pass Hoga To Treat Dega, Hum Pass hi Nahi Hota Hai.".
@Richa: Arey ye toh mera bhai hai...

@Tau: Toh phir tu meri behen nahi hai...

--Top 2 Acheivements

1)Came to Cafe Coffee Day in an old saffron lungi and paid the 200rs. bill with 1rs. and 2rs. coins.

2)Came running to College in a lungi filled with sones and half folded up when he was called to help in a fight.

Rajesh: Munna

Another Mallu whos still my roommate. This guy's build is so scary that even the seniors in our hostel used to call him boss. Someone please find me the

blind guy who nicknamed him munna.

@Mishra: It wasn't me....... Bachaoooooo

He's also got a weird malayali accent. But what was more intriguing was that his hindi vocabulary was very small. The best joke i remember about him is on the day he bought a heater
Munna: Hum Toh Heater Laya Hai, Khana Pakayega
Aloo: Mast Hai
Munna: Aur Gardan Bhi Laya Hai
Aloo(Scared): Kiska Gardan?
Munna: Gardan Nahi Re, Woh apna khana pakata hai na jisme
Aloo: (Woof) Bartan Laya.. Thik Hai.
@Dibba: Arey yeh toh mere jaisa hai.

@Tau: Kya, Builder??

@Dibba: Nahi baba, Dumb.

Vaibhav: Confusion Ka Baap

More popularly known as Sethia, he became a close friend of mine. Trust me you wont find a more absent minded and confused guy on planet earth. He's someone who'll burn his own ass by lighting a stove, forgetting that its on and sitting on it. If theres a limit to confusion then its him. He got drunk in hostel once, tore his clothes off, roamed the corridor naked at midnight, vomited there and slept off.

--Top 2 Acheivements

1)Forgot to return a library book while walking out of library and was caught on grounds of theft.

2)Forgot to take cash to the hotel and ate a wolesome meal.

The hostelites bailed him out in both the situations.

Thushar Nair & Vikas Kolar: PJ Nayar & Sonu Nigammappa

There were these two mangloreans who were roommates who would always keep fighting. One was a mallu and his PJ's could give migraine to an aspirin, the other was a singer with a south indian accent. Eventually their cat-fights(it never got physical, they just used to abuse each other with girly abuses like k.k.v- kutta kameena vagera vagera) led them to a break-up and PJ Nayar shifted to my room. We had a rocking time. He had this huge radio. He would hold it on his shoulder with loud music whenever Jawani Diwani was being played and rock to it. I would join him and dance along. We used to make fun of Sonu Nigammappa whenever he used to croon in the opposite room.

@Dibba: Wow Cool Guy. I also like to rock to music.

@Vargeeza: Not like him, he never sprained his neck while rocking.

@Dibba: Sorry baba I am Dumb na.

Sharathraj: Market Tharki-50 paise

Someone told me India doesn't have bio-weopons, it does. This is where I get the courage to speak my mind. I have a shirt of his in an airtight container and if anyone complains about this blog, you can expect a bio-hazard near your place. I also have a solution to all IndoPak problems. Ask sharath to go near the border, face pakistan, raise his arms and TADA- Pakistan Surrenders(Atleast if not suffocates). We were quite curious to find out what was the reason behind his stink and hence we decided to check on whether he actually has a bath or not. The bathrooms in our hostel had a big opening on top. We videotaped him from the time he went in to the time he came out. And guess what we found. Sharathraj has 2 banians. He washes one and wears the other one. And no he doesn’t have a bath ever. He just changes banians and wets his hair. And we found that the main source of his stink is the undergrowth in his armpit. The hair there has rotten down and turned yellow. Its a Kabab Magic for bacterias and fungis.

Nursing Boys: Health Hazards

These people were the dumbest crowd of people I have ever seen... They used to pile up all the mattresses on the floor and three of them slept on three mattresses piled up... Some of them rarely had a bath.

@Dibba: Just Like Shef.

@Shef: Hey, I have bath every friday.

@Dibba: Sorry baba I am Dumb na.

Basavanagudi

This is one of the coolest places in bangalore to hangout. It has everything right from Sri Ganesh Fruit Juice Center to Cafe Coffee Day... Lotsa muslim girls 2.

@Dibba: Ohh u feel at home...

@Tau: Nahi yaar flirt karne.

@Dibba: Sorry baba I am Dumb na.

This place had punjabi dhaba, roti ghar, halli thindi, ice thunder and lots more 2 give us the much needed break from hostel food. Then there was bull temple and the garden behind it which was a nice place to have some SOLO moments. All in all it was just awesome.... Still feel like going there... :-(

Kahani Hostel Hostel Ki

The proceedings at he hostel were mast. We had a Kannada speaking security guard. He was in for anything when given a peg of vodka. We used to come back late in the night at around 12 or 1 and he would let us in if we promised him some DAARU..

2. R.V.C.E. 1st year

This place needs no inro so lets start with the people.

Shanky Varghese: Hmmmmmmmmmm Oooooooohhhh

Vargheeze puttar is the guy I instantly connected with in class. What we connected over is very amusing.. If I ever meet Himesh or Atif Aslam, I'll kiss their hands for being in this world.. They are the reason why we had a connection... He used to croon their songs and i used to play tabla in class... He had a very bad voice and I was there with equally bad Tablawork... And then started x-and-zero sessions... We played ticktacktoe and then when we got bored we started the more sophisticated cricket and Dots.. Vargheeze always came to class with some atif aslam song and we shouted it throughout the classes... He used to eye some girl in class... But thats classified... He used to tell me about girls from Bhilai and some Ajeeb north Indian stuff half of which went over my head but it was COOOOLLL. Yo Man Vargheeze puttar...

REST OF THE BLOG LATER..............

Gopal Bhai: Bun Cheese Samosa Wala

Shruthi G.

Preethi G.

3. Major Events 1st year

Himesh Bhai Rules

Kkrishh is top Grosser

Tandoori Nights: At Kabab Magic

4. R.V.C.E. 2nd year

Vijayalakshmi: Boxer Behen

Shahreen: @Shanky:Aila Punjabi Kudi

Rohit Mishra: Buddhu

The Gang

5. Major Events 2nd year

The Accident

The Recovery

The Udhaari

6. Room Shifting

The Evil Side Of My Friends!!!!!

Love You All

Disclaimer:
Content of this blog may be damaging to your brain as well as your senses but special care has been taken to see that it doesnt harm your image or character..
If it does, go cry to your MOMMA. - Saw fast n furious 4 this week. hee hee.


Hello again babas n babies....


First of all sorry to all the people whom I couldn't mention in the last blog and who complained to me.. I have nothing against any of you, its just that I have my long term memory intact but my short term memory only has people I met that day or 5 minutes prior to my blog..

Technically speaking I am GHAJINI Ver 1.5(a).. Improvements over old version include-
1)Long Term Memory Access Alowed. Things wriiten on my body and the photos have been loaded in my brain.
2)Loaded with smarter comebacks and gjs(ghinouna/ghajini jokes- the heroic parents of pjs). I don't ask the girl with me "I am sweating and so are you, What were we doing?" as GHAJINI Ver 1.0 did.
3)Significant improvement in dialogues. Nor do I ask everyone around me "Are you Ghajini?"
(a) signifies "Beta" that's because i am still being tested and the six packs are yet to be added...

The point is it wasn't my fault.. But sorry again to all of them. Its just that i am not coded properly... (Sorry GOD, not blaming you but have to make these people understand.)..

So now Introducing a few more characters:

Shubhanga (Shubbu, Bhanga, Shubbulaxmi) - A sweet chocki(theres a story behind this) friend.
This guy has a big infectious smile and even bigger hair. He complained I didn't write about him so dedicating a small para to him. (Vibha, now don't complain that you didn't get a para too. You deserve a whole blog dear and you'll be getting it too.) He loves everyone. But he has a hot head with an exhaust fan. What triggers off the exhaust fan in his head can be any small irritating thing. And the teachers at R.V. although not good for anything know how to switch it off with just one glance... He cools down quickly too.. Maybe he has an Exhaust2.0 loaded.. Bad pj.. But please laugh because this blog is going to be full of them...

Rahul Hegde (Rahul Behna) - Another Friend.

Promod(Pammi) - Friend - Has the ability to gross out anything anywhere. Salut!!!


Lets Start...



Well, backup for why I am writing this blog - Everyone asked me to write good things about them in the blog... That irritated me... How can you ask me of all the people in the world not to pull your leg(everytime I come across this word it reminds me of veerus waxed legs ;-) ) and expect me to leave you???

And the twist in the blog is no VIBBA jokes in this blog because she didnt tell me to write good stuff about her but instead she asked me not to make fun of her. So this blog is dedicated to VIBBA... :-) :-) So I'll make-do with pjs and gjs.. So in this blog all the content in the braces are pjs rather than explanatory notes to DIBBA and other jackos..

And some lucky souls will get away too because GHAJINI Ver1.5a still has the 5 minutes memory flash..

Those babas n babies not finding their name in the list of people below and not interested in the people whose name appears can get lost... But Jackos keep checking and be back for the next blog...

List: Mrinal, Shefu, Richa, Shru, Mishra And Me... Done with Shubbulaxmi earlier in this blog.

1-Mrinal
Where to start about this guy... His accomplishments in the evil area are as big as him...
a) He doesnt let me touch his phuku(remember the baby fat that i introduced in my first blog).
b) His phukufactor is 5.5 out of 10. 5 for quantity and 0.5 for quality.
c) When I go out with him to a movie he takes me to chick-flicks cos he's not into horror or gore action stuff.
d) Has a bath when he feels comfortable and not when others around him feel uncomfortable. Mostly once every week.
d) Goes mad really fast and then he can(will) throw stuff(anything heavy he finds) at you if he's mad. (Guess what people you wont be finding me in hostel anytime next week - Security Reasons.) But, theres an exhibition - you can find HULK there(if Mrinal reads this blog)...

2-Shefu

She's one of a kind. Does everything at a turtles pace.(sorry snails pace, the turtle won against the hare, Shefu didn't.)
a) Takes an hour to reach class from the gate. (Takes another hour to settle down in class.)
b) Tells everyone almost daily that she's not in a good mood and not to bug her on that day.
c) She cries after each paper that she'll fail and manages to get better scores than me.
d) Cant bear people who call her fat. (She has high quality phuku with phuku-factor of 8, 5 for quality and 3 for quantity, just below her chin.)

3-Richa

a) Doesn't let me touch her phuku on her arm. (phuku factor 10/10... pity me.)
b) Is a scholar (almost an authority) in the field of snatch and eat policy. Also, you have to find a way to stay away from her if anything, I mean little teeny tiny thing, that's good happens to you or to someone you know. Warna she'll come with an open mouth and ask "TREAT".
c) She's blowing up, someday she'll break the amulet on her arm someday and might kill someone with the diamond in it bulleting out.
d) Needs adventure daily and gets bored easily.
e) Is jealous of all girls who are thinner than her.
f) Can hold her breath around nice guys for 5 minutes. So handsome guys you too stay away coz you wouldn't want a girl to die(due to breathlessness) near you.

4-Shru

a) She calls me dumb, dull and stupid. (Ask her to read this blog and she'll change her mind.)
b) She practically starves while dieting but nothing helps. (I dream of buying her the whole AsianSkyShop GetSlim Set and also Shilpas Yoga C.D.)
c) Baths almost every five hours. Also in the wee hours of the night. (I predict she'll be the first person to get a typhoid, pneumonia and a viral together.)
d) Thinking of writing more but cant as i love my life. (She's MRINAL part 2. Need i say more.. ;-) )

5-Mishra

This guy is also one of a kind.(All my friends are...) He's a pathetic hopeless romantic...
a) He's also a bitch for sympathy.
b) Manages to fall in love every 3-6 months with a girl and convinces everyone everytime that its true love. (And if he doesnt convince us we convince him that IT IS true love.)
c) Manages to have a breakup in his dreams 2-3 months after falling in love.
d) Doesn't watch porn. Shies away from it.
e) Breaks a part of his body(mostly legs) every week. Tells me that he fell down. But I think its because everyone keeps throwing him out.

6-GHAJINI Ver1.5a

This guy came with a little problem in some input devices. Specifically the audio input.

He doesn't have the cool haircut. (But I didn't even like Ver 1.0s look, it looked more like lice city with a highway made out in Ghajini1.0s head.)

He has a phuku fetish. Well not my fault. Its the programming that has made me such a perv..

One on right hand - "Pull Hair-pin/band"
One on left hand - "Find phuku, Shake phuku"

And has one tattoo on his chest - "VIBHA WASNT TAUNTED!!"

Well that's the evil side of Me and My Friends.... ;-)


Missed a lot of stuff here, had loads more but DIBBA wanted a post today. And as this is dedicated to her lets fulfill the last wish I ever will take from her.

EXTRAAAA-----

Some CS Dept Sir.

This sir has a thing for "this thing". He refers to every other object as "This Thing".
1) He caught a girl reading some non-textbook in class. Calls a her to staff room and tells her "I will show your THIS THING to your dad."
2) He caught a guy talking in class and told him "Take your THIS THING and get out of class."
3) Finally the best one "Pay close attention to my THIS THING while I show it to you."




Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dudes (includes the girls).

Guidelines - The message i sent to everyone to view my blog!!!

Hello everyone.....

1) Please see my blog at "taupaji.blogspot.com" .... (vibha the thing in the quotes is a link and you can click on it to go to the blog so dont ask me the address, intelligent souls please ignore the things in braces)
2) Will be writing about college, friends, hostel, my room, muralis room and a lil about my life...
3) Please COMMENT after you'hv read the blog or without reading it and please dont comment on shankys blog as we two are competing : who'll get more no. of comments....
4) Dont get upset if you are the butt of the joke coz most of you jerks deserve it.... (vibha ji you dont deserve it, you are intelligent we all know that but wirthout you its not fun to blog)
5) And make sure mrinal doest get to know about the blog....
6) Girls reading the blog please ignore the slangs they are not for you...
7) Lastly please promote the blog....

People who comment and also promote the blog get to win a lovely dinner at my place cooked by me....

Lots and Lots of Love.....

Tauseef

The Happy Start !!!

I start my blog this day...... 3rd of april...... 2 days after shruz birthday.... That day was unexpectedly a happy day in my life... I spent most of the day with shru (my x as most would say, but she's my best friend) and her sister preethi and arjun (my y and z as i call them)... And now 2day i sit here and write this blog about it... Well yyyyyyyyyy???? is what u might want 2 ask.... My answer would be "purely out of boredom, i had nothing else to do" (just 2 b cool, coz this reason makes any baba or baby laugh in college so)... Nah but on a more serious note i did it 2 counter shanky puttarsz blog... see i couldnt resist the fact that my best friend has a blog n i dont.... and no varghese puttar i am not competing with you on the dot count(and jerks who dont understand the joke here can read shankys blog at shanky1987.blogspot.com and my comment to the first blog). So lets start babas n babies..

April 1..

Here is how i looked on that day:


Can any soul be so punished even before it is born that god decides to give it entry into this world on April fools day... Well in shruz case god did that... Its like god playing a big joke on you... Well sorry shru... Anyways belated birthday wishes again babba(thats her pet name, god knows how she came up with it, but it really is)...

Some claim i only try to look good when i go to meet shru.... But truly i try to look good (i am not good looking i have to try and by try i mean really try) on all days but god makes me click only on those days i go to meet her....

On that day she was looking good and as usual i kept her waiting for me.... I am the laziest and most impunctual guy ever that i would even put the term late-latif to shame.. Me and shru were involved in a lot of bakwaas overdose... The bakwaas is too long to be put in this blog but i give a scoop... She was desperate in proving that i am dulll and i made it tooo easy for her by saying that plants have a nervous system and they talk to each other (we were having a discussion about veg vs nonveg the other day and out of desperation i said it, i didnt mean it but i said it).... The rest of the story will be given in another blog.... If popular demand has it.... But that would be something i can least expect.... So people reading this if you do not promote my blog and i dont get enough comments i will stop.... (Nah, I wont, till i die)... Bear it, Jackos...

In the evening we friends ate out at "rest and taste" near my house and the discussions we had over there was the most insulting it can get for me (you see most(almost all) of the times I am the rascal who's at the firing end.) So it couldnt get worse for me when all of them decided to bang me... The topic was again related to the shruthi stuff... Thats my weak point... We walked back to college with all college bakbak and the atyachaar over me continued... But that night was the first in a few months that i slept peacefully despite the disgrace (but you see i am a hard guy and i hardly care :-) pj sorry )... Cos everyone was happy and so was i...

And the blessed day ended... And this is the happy start of my month....

Well jackos, with so many braces and commas my blog looks like a blog for dummies but some people really need those inputs to understand.... Ok i wont be so vague, Vibha those braces are for you... And Shefu dont put too much brain into the blog... you wont ever understand....... ;-) No offence girls....

With alok determined to stop me from wasting time so uselessly and bugging me all the time while i write this blog i have to finish soon (yes people what you have seen is small, i can write more-- again - "bear it")... Alok you see has a big ungli (finger)... and he does ungli everywhere... He puts it whereever it can fit and fits it where it cannot... but he's a sweetheart, very helping and the biggest jugaadu i have seen in my life...


Let me introduce everyone who will be talked about in this blog:
(This is not in any order. Braces have pet names if any.)

AMMI - (Amtulal) My MOM, My Life.

ABBA - (Abboo) My DAD, My Mom's LIfe and My Guardian.

SAMEE - (Dabbu) My Brother - Beats and scolds me a lot. Loves me more.

KAUSAR - (Sannuma, Kaushalya, Sana) My Sister - She's a pastor. Gives lots of speeches.

SABAH BHABHI - (Abhi tak nahi) My Bro'z Wife.

SHANKY - (Vargheezey, Puttar) My BF(F) - Is a useless guy just like me. Life would be soooo boring without him.

PHUKU , fuku - (FLAB) - This thing is the cute and sweet flab that hangs on people and i love it. Terms associated - PhukuFactor:measure of Phuku, Phukuless:lack of Phuku.

SHRUTHI G. - (Babba, Shru) My BF(On & Off) - Is a useless girl but not much like me. Life would be soooo boring without her.

ROHIT MISHRA - (Mishshu, Budhdhu, R***i) MY BF(F) - A sweetheart. My Love. (I'm not gay, the other kinda love.) Is and Oldie. A Hopeless guy trying hard to be very popular. A bitch for sympathy (he's trying hard not to be nowadays). Needs introspection. More confused than me about girls and everything but acts as if he can handle it and knows everything. Might be a nympho 2. Bhai.

MURALI PATHAK - (Saadhu, Guru, Mural, MPP-MuraliPhukuwalePathak) - My BF(F) Sweet Helping Friend. College Guru. Has many textbooks in his head. Loves all. Is very fat and has the best). Bhaii.

MRINAL - (Mrinnu Darling, Dodo) My BF(F) - The freakiest guy in college. Is enough to entertain the nerdiest brains in college. And entertain by means of getting abused and kicked. Is a lovely guy. Helps but counts his help. Will be there when you need someone. Bhaii.

PREETHI G. - (Munni, Munnilal) My (Muh Boli) Sister & My Y - Shruthis Sister. A cute little gbirl who trys to please everyone.

ARJUN - (Ammachu) Preethis Boyfriend - My close friend.

SHAHREEN - (Shefu, Sherry) My (Muh Boli) Sister - Caring Friend. Lazy girl. Just when she was born she scolded the nurse for bringing her into this world and waking her up.

RICHA - (Richaa, Mrs. HIV) My (Muh Boli) Sister - Loving Friend. Very desperate to do something interesting all the time.

VIBHA - (Holla Bol, Dhummi, Dibba, Thibba, Vibhaiyya) - My (Muh Boli) Sister - Dumb Cute Friend

SANTOSH - (Mr. HIV) - Richaz BF. BHAIIIIIIII Hai Apna.

The GURU GANG - My friends - Cool People. Strings who bring everything together in the picture.
VIVEK (Viv), Veeresh (Veeru, Veerabhadra, Jogi, Behenji), Ashwin (Chikki boy), Shanavas (Bouncer), Vishnu (Vishy), Thimmaiah (Thimmi) & Sushanth (Suzieeeeeeeee Boy).
Others will be introduced as they appear...

This is what i became after i finished the blog...


Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Babas and Babies....